Here's a sampling of some of my favorite things that Calder has said lately:
"Mommy, can I sleep with my banky pig?" (piggy bank)
"Where's my black packbag?" (backpack)
"Oink McDonald had a farm, eieio"
Calder: "Is it 1 o'clock?"
Calder: "What clock is it?"
Calder: "Can I have some juice?"
Mommy: "Drink your milk first, it helps you grow!"
Calder: "But if I grow, I'll bump my head!"
Calder (singing the Veggie Tales theme): "If you like to talk to tomatoes. If a squash can make you smile." He pauses and thinks for a while, then says "Mommy, what's a 'squash can'? What does 'squash can' mean?"
Calder: "What are you going to be for Halloween?"
Mommy: "I think I'll be a mommy."
Calder: "But we don't have a mommy costume."
Mommy: "Yes we do, I'm wearing it."
Calder: "That's not a mommy costume - that's a Steeler's shirt. You're silly, mommy."