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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

More Calder-isms

Here's a sampling of some of my favorite things that Calder has said lately:

"Mommy, can I sleep with my banky pig?" (piggy bank)

"Where's my black packbag?" (backpack)

"Oink McDonald had a farm, eieio"

Calder: "Is it 1 o'clock?"
Mommy: "No."
Calder: "What clock is it?"

Calder: "Can I have some juice?"
Mommy: "Drink your milk first, it helps you grow!"
Calder: "But if I grow, I'll bump my head!"

Calder (singing the Veggie Tales theme): "If you like to talk to tomatoes. If a squash can make you smile." He pauses and thinks for a while, then says "Mommy, what's a 'squash can'? What does 'squash can' mean?"

Calder: "What are you going to be for Halloween?"
Mommy: "I think I'll be a mommy."
Calder: "But we don't have a mommy costume."
Mommy: "Yes we do, I'm wearing it."
Calder: "That's not a mommy costume - that's a Steeler's shirt. You're silly, mommy."


Neala n Dave said...

Those are great. I blurted out laughing.

Mary said...

These are priceless!!